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Faculty
and staff members share filing frenzy
“The hardest thing in the world to understand
is the income tax.” That’s what Albert Einstein reportedly once
said. And Pulitzer-prize-winning author Herman Wouk
was quoted as saying, “Income tax returns are
the most imaginative fiction being written today.”
Then there’s Benjamin Franklin’s oft-repeated
thought that “in this world, nothing is certain
but death and taxes.”
One more thing of which you can be certain:
most everyone out there has a comment, opinion,
gripe,
expletive, or tale of woe—in short, their two
cents worth—to offer about taxes.
To prove it, members of the fyi staff trekked
across campus in mid February to ask faculty and
staff members
about the “T” word. Many declined to
be interviewed (whether they were hiding from the
IRS, we didn’t ask). But several were quick
to respond and willing to expound on the notion that
America has a love-hate relationship with tax season.
“What’s the first thing that comes to
mind—your first reaction—to the word ‘taxes’?
Why?”
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| Jean
Aikin |
Jean Aikin, history department secretary:
“Dread. Every year, I get a little refund
check from the state and use it to pay the
big federal taxes I owe,” she says with
a sigh. “Oh, it’s income tax, then
property taxes and sales tax, it just never
ends.
“And then there are those young single
ones who get money back. They have a whole
different perspective on this,” she says,
pointing to her coworker Pat Goodwin, who was
clapping and giggling as she announced she
was waiting for her checks in the mail.
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| Cory
Conners |
Cory Connors, classics department secretary:
“Necessary evil. We think of it as a
nuisance to have to pay taxes,” she admits. “But
they’re definitely put to use for things
we expect our government to provide, like infrastructure.
I do it early and do TeleFile now for the federal
return because it’s so easy.”
Some might not want to read this part. Connors
says her taxes are “already done and
I’ve already gotten my refund.”
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| Catherine
Till |
Catherine Till, computer science department
administrative assistant:
“Got to get them done! I have two kids
in college and their financial aid forms are
hinging on those tax return figures,” she
says. “I’m pressed to get the taxes
done, plus it’s a busy time at work.
We’re in the middle of faculty recruiting,
we just completed a major overhaul of both
our grad and undergrad curricula and all the
paperwork is now due, I have a staff vacancy,
and my oldest daughter just left for New Zealand...could
any more be going on?”
There’s one thing to be thankful for,
she says. “Our taxes are so uncomplicated.
I do them myself with TurboTax, and they’re
pretty easy.”
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| Alberto
Segre |
Alberto Segre, computer science professor:
“I have to pay them,” he says,
with a hint of exhaustion registering on his
face. “I dread the process of actually
compiling the forms. My tendency is to do them
on time, but I have had to file extensions
before.
“Like I tell my students, procrastinating
on your taxes is like waiting to do your homework
at the last minute. I don’t have a lot
of sympathy for that,” he says. He does
praise Iowa for its unique filing deadline: “The
fact Iowa’s taxes are due 15 days after
the federal taxes is an incredibly civil, decent
thing. It’s a nice touch.
“Really, taxes are a lot easier now
with all the tax-preparation software. It’s
not that bad. I don’t actually mind paying
my taxes—fair’s fair.”
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| Daniel
Anderson |
Daniel Anderson, mathematics professor:
“Time. I have to spend a lot of time
filling out the tax forms. I know the tax laws
well, and I enjoy doing it myself. I’m
certainly not hiring someone when 90 percent
of the work of doing your taxes is getting
the information you need in front of you,” he
says. “My taxes are pretty complicated,
usually 12 to 15 forms to fill out. I’ll
do a quick estimate and if I’m going
to get a refund, I’ll do it earlier.”
Does this numbers guy have any advice for
fellow taxpayers? “Keep good records
and read those tax books,” he says.
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| Anne
Duggan |
Anne Duggan, assistant director of health
science relations publications:
“Read my lips,” she says with
a smile.
“We usually wait until the last minute,
but we have a kid going to college, so we had
it done before February. That was a horror.
And we pay somebody to do it now,” she
says. “Every time we’ve done it
ourselves, we get a letter from the government
saying we did it wrong.
“I think numbers scare a lot of people.
They freeze up. How many people actually balance
their checkbooks? Not very many, I’m
sure.”
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| John
Laverty |
John Laverty, assistant director of admissions:
“I haven’t done my taxes in 10
years,” he says. No, don’t call
the feds on him for tax evasion. He just lets
his wife deal with the paperwork.
“I got lucky when I got married. My wife
is an attorney with an MBA and she works in
a
firm with a tax lawyer and someone whose spouse
is an accountant,” he says. “I
put all my faith in her. I can kick back and
just say, ‘Honey, have you got them done
yet?’ I’m not stressed at all.”
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by Amy Schoon
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