Record: 37-11
Rank: 36

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name | asaf vaknin

nick | da snap, asophagus

year | sophomore

major | women

home| ames, ia

jeresy | 11

position | cutter

status | not taken

greatest ihuc moment
ihuc pulled into a shitty gas station in Swillville, MO on the way to Fool's Fest.  Asaf went inside to buy some Funions and quickly drew the attention of the toothless proprietor and his handful of barefoot customers.   After enduring several minutes of  suspicious staring, Asaf was headed toward the door when a small boy in overalls called out to him sadly, "Why'd y'all knock down our towers?"

hero
carlos mencia is no longer my hero. he has attained the rank of deity to me. i guess that makes my new hero me. i once watched 29 straight hours of carlos mencia stand-up. pretty impressive. heroric even.

favorites
disney movie//aladdin band//matisyahu drink//green thing pokemon//tangela actor//sacha baron cohen actress//sarah silverman SNES game//super 3d noah's ark animal//goat food//fastfood hamburgers, only if they have the perfect amount of sauce book//of mice and men country//brazil cereal//frosted cheerios color//light blue, also white