Record: 37-11
Rank: 36

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name | sean parker

nick | shark

year | sophomore

major | computer engineering

home| naperville, il

jersey | 88

position | deep, handler

status | eileen

greatest ihuc moment
laid out for a score and landed on a small garter snake, supposedly the sharks natural enemy.

hero
why?  A better question would be, why didn't I kill every other living creature on the field that day?  the shark is nature's perfect killing machine.  it has no emotions; no desires but to rip into its prey with its rows and rows and rows of terrible, bloody teeth; tearing and thrashing until all that's left is a cloudy red fog of saltwater with tiny bits of raggedy flesh slowly sinking to the ocean floor.  why did I kill the snake?  instinct.  cold blooded instinct.

favorites
disney movie//robin hood band//foreigner drink//jagerbombs pokemon//gyrados actor//alec guinness actress//natalie portman SNES game//zombies ate my neighbors animal//shark food//fish book//stephen king's *insert title here* country//connecticut cereal//smacks color//blue