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ADVICE

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By Miss Fortune

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Dear Miss Fortune,
I'm in ISI, and I hate the food here. HELP!
Sincerely,
Starving


Dear Starving,
Show the attendant your meal ticket, walk out, and head straight for the vending machines.


Dear Miss Fortune,
I hate my class. It's boring and hard. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Confused


Dear Confused,
Don't go.


Dear Miss Fortune,
I can't stand my roomate! What should I do?
Sincerely,
Annoyed


Dear Annoyed, Set your roomate up to get kicked out of camp. It worked for me.

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