MAKE YOUR OWN CONSPIRACY THEORY!
by Phil McCracken
So, are you tired of seeing conspiracy stories in tabloids? Well, so am I, so that's why I'm letting you, the reader, use the interactive power of the Internet to create your very own wacko, right-wing conspiracy theory! Simply enter your selections and click the button at the bottom of the page. Everybody'll love you at your next Michigan Militia meeting.
Have fun, and remember...They are Watching You!