After months of speculation, it has been confirmed that Attorney General Janet Reno is possesed by Satan. Sources inform us at ISI that Reno was sighted at her home wearing a red cape and carrying what appeared to be a pitchfork. She was also sporting a pair of horns on her head. A little to early for Halloween, don't you think?
When asked about the horns and cape, Reno, in a stern, manly voice, stated that our speculations were bulls**t, and walked away. But we have the picture, folks, and pictures don't lie.
So you be the judge - Janet Reno: devil, or over-masculine woman?