This month's survey topics have to do with elevators and sporks. Many of the names have been disguised to protect them from taunts from their peers for being stupid. Some of their responses may shock you.

How many people do you think can fit in one Daum elevator?

Doris Smith - "I don't know, maybe, 16?"
Pervis Jones - "82."
Boris Brown - "What the hell kind of question is that?"

What do you think of sporks?

Miss Fortune - "Hate 'em."
Penny Nickel - "Next to the television, it's the next greatest invention."
Margaret Pew - "What the hell is a spork?"