Practice With Verbs

LOS ANGELES -- Its gleefully offensive, profoundly silly and the biggest schoolyard craze since "Beavis and Butt-head."
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The hit Comedy Central program, "South Park," is the kind of show that parents love to hate, and kids love to watch. In fact, 23 percent of its viewers is under 18. Of course, that means more than three-fourths of the people that are tuning in every Wednesday night is an adult.
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"South Park," named for a real Colorado county infamous for the large number of alien sightings reported there, is populated by a set of weird children and weirder grown-ups. Fart jokes and verbal abuse is favored by the children. The adults include a deeply disturbed teacher, an uncle who never met a gun he didn't like, and a mom who the kids refer to as a "crack whore" and a "dirty slut."
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The secret of the show's success may lay in the fact that "South Park" is eerily grounded in reality. Kids really do talk that way to each other, some grown-ups really are distinctly odd.
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"It isn't a comedy, it's a documentary," a sheriff's deputy in the South Park County town of Alma said recently after one resident killed a former mayor and trashed municipal buildings with a front-end loader.
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Others see a different message in the show. Doug Herzog, the President of Comedy Central, says the show's rebellious tone speaks to an audience bored with pop music so overly packaged that it looses any edge it might have originally had. If the show was tamer, its appeal would diminish, he said.
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Some say the cartoon is popular because it is so determinedly not politically correct. None of the "South Park" characters show the remotest shred of sensitivity, and their offensiveness may allow a viewer to laugh harmlessly at themselves.
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Advertisers and marketers also love the show. Not only AT&T but also Calvin Klein is among the major advertisers. Sales of T-shirts have topped 30 million dollars. There are more than 250 Web sites devoted to news, gossip and general "South Park" adulation.
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However, the audience is not unanimous in supporting the show. Some adults think the cartoon's content, including the horrible death of the impoverished character "Kenny" each week and the non-stop raunchy jokes, are inappropriate for youngsters.
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But, the majority of those youngsters disagree. They say, for instance, that no one except the stupidest of their classmates think the bigoted, obnoxious Cartman character is a roll model. No one would try and imitate his actions.
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"With Cartman, you know he's just a complete idiot and you should sort of do the opposite of everything he does," says one seventh-grader in New York. As for the bleepable expletives that fly out of all the characters mouths, he added, "my daddy says them every single day."
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