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People> Jennifer Vanderbeek

Things Jennifer has not said thus far at our practices:

"Björk still manages to craft music that's incredibly complex, yet incredibly warm; she rocks my ass hardcore."

"No, you need to get your own damned pizza; this one's mine."

"I am your ninja knitting Goddess!"

"Warning: I contain pheylanamine."

"In a perfect world, we'd have no hair, just millions and millions of multijointed fingers."