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People> Kate Pacha

Kate Pacha, shown above, is really a large, cybernetic piece of limburger cheese cleverly disguised by the Pentaveret* as a "female human college student".   Currently, "The Cheese"--as she prefers to be called--is stockpiling useless classes in astronomy and physics in preparation for graduate school.

*It's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.