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Recently, Mike claims to have spent two stints in Spain.  We at the UIAQC have learned that Spain is obviously a slang term for another location, as the photos above would indicate.  

Amongst Mike's crimes: trying to start a liberal talk radio show, plotting to raise and re-sink the U.S.S. Maine in the name of Iberian supremacy, and buying Passport brand scotch whiskey.

Earlier claims that Mike shot a yellow-haired lady who was trying to steal his horse have turned out to be untrue - in fact, all sources point to Ed Asner as the culprit in this dastardly deed.

As far as the claims of international travel, UIAQC coach and noted local hothead Matt Larson issued the following statement - "We at the UIAQC are saddened to learn the truth about these trips, and hope that in the future Mike can stop living the lie.  It's all right."

UPDATE (8/9/03) - Now Mike has a "Spanish girlfriend."  The story grows more disheartening by the day.