Name:

Peter Jezzeppi Burns

Date of Birth:

5th August 1984

Place of Birth:

Clatterbridge Hospital , Bevington , England

Previous jobs:

Fashion shop owner, consultant (legitimate), consultant (not-so-legitimate)

Which was your happiest day?

August 8th, 2000 . That was the day Lynn and I got married. The only thing that spoilt it was that the man in the Registry Office had to go and make a feeble joke by asking which one of us was the bride...

Which was your most embarrassing day?

Once, I pooted on my back-up singers during a show in Breslin. It wouldn't have been so bad, but—ya know—those mics pick-up everything.

What will you be doing when you are 65?

Having face lifts and plastic surgery. I want to look like Mae West…or a Welsh Corgi, whichever costs less.

Have you ever appeared nude in public?

Practically every time I do a gig! Oh, and also whenever I defecate.

Is your sun tan natural?

It's as natural as the rest of me! Read: I have fake nubblets.

What's your favourite type of fishnet tights?

You'd never catch me dead in a pair of fishnets! For one thing, they are not practical. And for another thing, that's just tacky drag queenery.

Are you as trashy as you seem?

And then some.

If you could play a part in a film, which would you choose?

The Bette Davis part in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? Or maybe Leia…in the golden bikini.

Are you a gender bender?

It depends on the client.